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diaryofacuntfacedbitch:

I have been called an extremist before. Which usually serves as a laugh, because obviously someone who calls a seventeen year old blogger an extremist has no concept of suicide bombings, occults, or genocide. But truthfully, there are times when I feel like devising a plot to kill off the entirety of the human race. This is one of them.

Welcome to The Nice Guy. An actual website about the fact (fact, people. Factual fact) that all women are ugly fat whores, unless they offer you sex, then they’re some bomb ass pussy, but still whores. And American women? The scum of the earth. Nothing but obese, cystic-acne covered cum dumpsters who do nothing but eat McDonalds and fuck jerks while withholding sex from the kind and loyal women-loving Nice Guys™ of the internet.

I really wish I could say I was joking, but this website is legit and has been up for ten years. Yeah, you’re not alone in the urge to stab yourself.

I’ll go over again the difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy™.

Nice guys

• treat you as any normal friend would
• joke with you
• hang out with you
• have cool conversations with you
• sometimes compliment you
• do you favors
• sometimes buy you dinner
• sometimes watch movies with you
• sometimes get you birthday or holiday presents
• never pressure you
• never belittle you
• respect your right to date who you want
• give advise and/or opinions on who you date when asked, but remain respectful
• respect your right to make your own decisions
• make an effort to take your opinions into consideration
• don’t shove their beliefs down your throat
• are open minded
• view all of their friends, female or male, as equals

Nice Guys™

• buy you dinner, and expect sex as a reward
• take you to the movies, and expect sex as a reward
• listen to you talk about dudes you’ve dated, then call them jerks, and expect sex as a reward
• cuddle with you, and expect sex as a reward
• give you advise, and expect sex as a reward
• give you a birthday gift, and expect sex as a reward
• go through the trauma of hanging out with your family, and expect sex as a reward
• compliment you, and expect sex as a reward
• talk to you in any capacity, and expect sex as a reward
• will not beat you, and expect sex as a reward
• will not drug you, and expect sex as a reward
• will not belittle you to your face, and expect sex as a reward
• will not rape you, and expect sex as a reward
• basically expect sex as a reward for breathing oxygen
• call themselves “a nice guy”
• complain about the “friend zone”
• “don’t understand why she does for this jerk and not me!!! I’m so NICE!!1!”
• think they know better, always
• think that women are fuck-hungry whores
• think they can’t get laid because women are too stupid to realize how nice they are
• think that women who don’t want to date them have “issues”
• think that women only go for “jerks”
• think they are entitled to good things because of their “niceness”

Basically, being a Nice Guy™ is 110% about playing the victim. They think that the world owes them good things and hot women and all the awards because they’re not serial killing date rapists who beat women and children and burn down Russian orphanages filled with disabled and cancer-ridden toddlers. They think that common courtesy entitles them to whatever they want. They’re big believers that the issue of misandry is a bigger problem than rape, unfair pay, unsafe work conditions, media exploitation of women, and an overall misogynist society, because steriotyped ads and the expectation to like football if you have a penis outranks date-rape. They also have no idea of what the word nice actually means, obviously.

Nice Guys™ are also 110% misogynists. They believe that women are objects to use, quests to conquer, and slaves to serve them. You will often hear them say that “girls only like jerks,” or “she has daddy issues,” or “she’s a fucking slut.”

Here is why we don’t want to date you, Nice Guys™. Because you think you’re entitled to dating us. Our consent means nothing. We have to have a reason not to like you. And there are many, but you want us to list them, and the list is never long enough to convince you. You don’t see us as people with feelings. Life is so fucking hard for you and wah wah wah fuck me or you’re a ugly fat bitch women are so gosh-darned mean!

The dudes we date aren’t automatically jerks because they’re not you. We have the right to be physically attracted to someone. A good relationship can’t function on good conversation alone. If at the end of the night we gag when you get naked, it’s not gonna work. Relationships are complicated and times aren’t always good. People make mistakes, and I can guarantee you we don’t intentionally date douchebags. We don’t find out till later how shitty they are. And guess what? We are entitled to some things, and in a completely different way than you think you are. We are entitled to making mistakes, and dating jerks, and also dating cool dudes, and actual nice guys, and having fuck-buddies, and being as slutty as we gosh-darned please because it’s none of your fucking business. We’re entitled to not liking you. We’re entitled to not being attracted to you. We’re entitled to thinking that just because you have a penis and I have a vagina that doesn’t mean we can’t have a functional, non-sexual relationship. We’re entitled to receiving gifts without repaying you with sex. Actually, we’re entitled to never repaying you with sex for any situation at any time in any fucking universe. We are entitled to free will, and to kicking your ass to the curb because you think we’re not.

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